Senior Jokes

Hi Mom. Dorothy Goff sent me these senior jokes and I wanted to share them with you.
Love you.
Michelle


An elderly gentleman....Had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a
set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the
doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must
be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family
yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've
already changed my will three times!'





----------------------------------------------------------

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because -- she can still drive!'



----------------------------------------------------------

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the
art.. It's perfect.'

'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty..'

----------------------------------------------------------

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down
the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris
and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
a hot mamma and be cheerful..''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'